Because my faith...

Because my faith is so shaky
and I'm not getting any help here,
I think I shall re-evaluate my belief.

After washing cloth diapers
for two babies in the bathtub
for a week, (because the washer just died) ...
and having no money
for the laundromat next door,
I have decided to drop God
and worship the person ...
who invented Pampers.
.